Supercrone

Faster than a speeding pullet. 
More powerful hot flashes than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single–Ouch, that smarts! Who left the Legos out? 
Strong? I can hold up a busload of people – wait – wait – I know my bus pass is in here somewhere.
Excellent multitasker. I have a checklist, see? What? Oh. Yes-- my bus pass, right.
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Oh, no, it’s just a spot on my glasses. Nevermind. 
Now, where’s that Kleenex gone? Oh. It’s in my other hand.
Anyway, as I was saying, It’s – SuperCrone! 
Have a cookie, dear. You’re wasting away!

(Originally published on Facebook October 31, 2017)